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Old 26th October 2010
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Sepasang suami istri baru, berencana akan mempunyai seorang anak. Sebelum suaminya melakukan hubungan intim, si suami memberi saran kepada istrinya.

Papa : Ma, nanti bila selesai main, papa akan nabung di celengan kita ini sebesar Rp.5.000 sekali main, agar bila si anak lahir, kita tidak susah-susah cari biaya dokter & Rumah sakit untuk melahirkan.

Mama : eee, wah ide bagus pah...

Akhirnya si mama setuju dengan idenya si papa, lalu si papa melakukan tugas yg diembannya.

Setelah 9 bulan berjalan, si mama udah bakalan mau ngeluarin tuh si anak, maka si papa cepet-cepet buka celengan-nya buat siapin bayar dokter & rumah sakit. Alangkah kagetnya si papa ketika celengan itu terbuka.

Papa : Ma, kok celengan ini ada pecahan uang Rp.20.000 & Rp50.000 sih ??? khan biasanya papa kalau habis main nyelenginnya cuman pecahan Rp.5.000,-??? (dengan nada terheran-heran)

Mama : Emangnya cuma papa aja yg nyelengen, yg lain2 juga nyelengin diatas pecahan papa donk....

Papa : ##$@%^&%%%$!!!//?...

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Yang liat wajib komen, atau paling enggak "Thanks", ato melon juga gpp
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Old 26th November 2010
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berarti istrinya demen selingkuh yah ndan???
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Old 26th November 2010
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c bos lucu juga nih.....

ad z.....
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wah gawat ne istri...
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ada-ada aja neh cerita.. pake bahasa celengan pulaaa
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:101::cebollita_animated_:mwach::neraka::ko cak::fal linlove:
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jujuuramat tuh si istri...
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Old 30th November 2010
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si istri pinter bgt nyari pmasukan tambahan
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