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Old 29th March 2011
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Seorang wartawan mewawancarai satu-satunya penumpang yang selamat dari kecelakaan pesawat (seekor monyet sirkus yang bisa ngomong).

W : "Nyet, bisa cerita penyebab kecelakaan?"
M: "Ok."
W : "Waktu pesawat take-off orang-orang ngapain aja?"
M : "Penumpang duduk, pramugari memperagakan cara menghadapi kecelakaan, pilot pegang setir."
W : "Kamu ngapain?"
M : "Aku juga duduk."
W : Setelah 10 menit di udara, orang-orang ngapain?
M : "Penumpang duduk, pramugari membagikan snack, pilot pegang setir."
W : "Kamu ngapain?"
M : "Makan pisang."
W : "Setelah 20 menit, orang-orang ngapain?"
M : "Penumpang ke toilet, dll, pramugari melayani penumpang, pilot pegang setir."
W : "Kamu ngapain?"
M : " Aku duduk-duduk."
W : "Setelah 30 menit, orang-orang ngapain?"
M : "Penumpang tidur, pramugari ke ruang pilot, pilot pegang setir."
W : "Kamu ngapain?"
M : "Aku jalan-jalan ngikutin pramugari."
W : "Setelah 45 menit, orang-orang ngapain?"
M : "Penumpang ketiduran, pramugari mencium pilot, pilot merespon terus raba-raba."
W : "Kamu ngapain?"
M : "Aku pegang setir."
W : "Pantes !!!!



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monyetnya jadi pilot..:nyahaha:
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monyet jadi pilot, pantesan tuh jatuh..:nyahaha:
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bruakakkakkak...kocak ndan
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pantesan aja....yg nyetir si monyed

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lucu abis dan keren ndan treatnya kocak :ngakak
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