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Old 31st March 2012
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ღ✿ღ Dialog Antara Pengemis dengan Manager ღ✿ღ



Manager : "Pak, cape ya abis ngemis? Laper ya pak..?"
Pengemis : "Biasa aja tuh, hari ini saya udah makan 3x koq."
Manager : "Loh..? uangnya cuman buat makan bapak doank? Anak dan istri di rumah makan apa?"
Pengemis : "Kayak orang susah aja..! Tadi pagi saya sekeluarga abis ngerayain ultah anak saya yg kelima di Mc. Donald bareng guru2 & teman2 sekolahnya. Siang ini istri dan anak saya barusan bbm saya, mereka lagi makan di Pizza HUT tau!"
Manager sampai kebingungan dan berkata :
"Emank bapak ngemis 1 hari dapet berapa...?"
Pengemis : Nih ya.. Saya kasi tau..!!
Saya ngemis dari jam 07.00-17.00.
Lampu merah atau hijau waktunya 60 detik.
Setiap 60 detik paling nggak saya bisa dapet Rp2.000.
1 jam = 60 kali lampu merah/Hijau = 60 x Rp2.000 = Rp120.000 /jam
1 hari saya kerja 10 jam, 1 jam buat istirahat jadi 9 jam.
9 jam x Rp120.000 = Rp1.080.000/hari.
1 bulan saya kerja 26 hari.
26 hari x Rp1.080.000 = Rp28.080.000/bulan."
Manager sampai kaget dan bengong mendengar cerita pengemis itu..
Pengemis berkata : "Emank mas jadi manager, gaji per bulannya brp..?"
Manager : "Rp8.000.000"
Pengemis : "Ijasah..?"
Manager : "S-2"
Pengemis : "Saya jadi prihatin dech lihat penderitaan mas!!! Pasti abis banyak duit ya mas buat kuliah??? blom lagi kerja kena marah ama boss. Kepala mas isinya pasti penuh soal kerjaan mulu. Mending mas ngemis aja. Biar kaya seperti saya. Saya ngemis udh 20 tahun, udah punya 2 mobil BMW buat saya & istri saya, kartu kredit platinum, Apartemen, rumah di kawasan elite, anak saya belajar di international school dan saya sekeluarga sudah keliling dunia, minimal 2x dlm setahun."
Manager : :'(:'(◦°◦:'(:'( ◦°◦:'(:'(◦°◦

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kerja keras

iya kalo ngemisnya lancar
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itu picnya pengemis terkaya di Indo ya..

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jadi bahan renungan juga tuch...
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