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Old 2nd July 2010
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Konon ada sepasang sahabat cina dan arab lagi kebingungan karena usaha mereka bangkrut. Setelah memutar keras otak mereka, mereka sepakat membuka pelayanan kesehatan. Maka si cina jadi sinshe, dan si arab menjadi tabib.
Setelah satu minggu praktek, si tabib tetap sepi pasien, namun si sinshe mulai kebanjiran pasien. Si tabib putar otak untuk melawan si sinshe.
Maka si tabib mengeluarkan jurus dengan memasang pengumuman di depan ruang prakteknya: “Jika Tidak Sembuh Uang Kembali Tiga Kali Lipat”
Taktik itu manjur, pasien lalu berdatangan ke si tabib. Giliran si sinshe sewot lalu mencari akal. “Haiyaaa, lumayan kalo owe purak-purak sakit dan tidak sembuh dapat uang lha…” (baca dengan logat cina ya). Lalu ia mendatangi si tabib.
Si Sinshe: “Haiyaaa, tolong owe. Owe punya sakit mati rasa. Owe tidak bisa lagi rasain rasa setiap makanan yang owe telan, haiyaa…”
Si Tabib: “Ana fikir itu gamfang ana sembuhkan.”
Lalu si tabib memanggil asistennya.
Si Tabib: “Hasaaannnn, cefat ente bawa kesini obat nomor 14.”
Secepat mungkin si asisten yang bernama Hasan membawa obat nomor 14 dan oleh si tabib diberikan kepada si sinshe. Dan si sinshe langsung menguyah sebelum menelan obat nomor 14 tersebut.
Si Sinshe: “Haiyaaa, ini bukan obat lhaaa, tapi ini tai ayam.”
Si Tabib: “Ente betul. Itu tai ayam. Berarti ente sudah sembuh dan tidak mati rasa lagi.”
Si sinshe pulang dengan kesal karena kalah akal. Lalu ia kembali memutar otak berpikir mencari akal untuk mengalahkan si tabib dan sekaligus dapat uang si tabib. Maka kali ini si sinse kembali pura-pura sakit lupa yang sangat kronis.
Si Sinshe: “Haiyaaaa tabib, owe sakit lupa parah sekali. Owe lupa semua peristiwa dan memori owe. Haiyaaa, tolong owe.”
Si Tabib: “Gamfang. Ana fasti tolong ente dan ente fasti sembuh. Obat ana mujarab sekali.”
Lalu seperti biasa si sinse memanggil si Hasan sang asisten.
Si Tabib: “Hasaaaaan, cefat ente bawa kemari obat nomor 14.”
Si Sinshe: “Haiyaaaa, owe tidak mau lagi makan tai ayaaaam. Haiyaaaaa… Owe tidak mau…”
Si Tabib: “Alhamdulillah, berarti ente sudah sembuh. Daya ingat ente ternyata sudah kembali.”
Tinggal si sinshe pulang sambil menggerutu.








Spoiler for jangan dibuka:

ndan yg baik hati kirim ane CABE ,


nanti ane kirbal melon


makasih ndan........


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:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:

ampun ndannnn hauakakkaa
adoh ampun joke ente bikin ane sakit ni :nyahaha:

ntar ya klo uda kliter ane ulek sambel buat ente
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Kocak ndan. . . .
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wakaka akal ada aje tabib :nyahaha:
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ya ntar kalo beli obat ga mau ah yang pake no14
wakakakakakak









dasar arab gila.....
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mantap juga obat nomor 14 tuh ya.. segala macam penyakit sembuh.. kkkkkkkkkk
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:nyahaha: dahsyat bgt no.14
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:nyahaha: parah ndan...
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, kena tuh cina
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koq pas di kasi obat no14 waktu pertama kali langsung tau itu apa, jgn2 pernah makan lagi
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