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Old 15th August 2010
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Sepasang suami istri sedang berdiskusi mengenai pentingnya pendidikan sex kepada putra tunggal mereka yang baru berusia 5 tahun.
Suami : "Ma.. kayaknya anak kita harus dikasih pendidikan sex sejak kecil takutnya nanti dia malah dpt dari lingkungan yg belum tentu baik buat dia"
Istri : “Betul juga Pa...bagaimana kalau besok sore kita mandi bareng bertiga..dan kita jelaskan dulu soal organ reproduksi”

Maka besok sore mereka mandi bertiga, suami..istri serta anak tunggalnya yang bernama Ongki. Si istri lalu menunjuk kearah payudara-nya sambil bertanya..
Istri : "Ongki..ini apa namanya..."
Ongki : "Itu tetek...."
Istri : “Gunanya utk apa sayang...”
Ongki : “untuk minum susu bayi…”
Istri : “pintar kamu..kalo itu apa...! kata si istri sambil menunjuk kemaluan suaminya”

Ongki : “Itu burung Papa...”
Istri : "memang kamu pinter ongki, sekarang gunanya untuk apa...”
Ongki : “Mmmm..” (diam sambil mikir ...)
Istri : “Itu untuk kencing sayang..”
Ongki : “Hmmmm .. (masih mikir.....)”

Sudah cukup lama mikir.. lalu dia berkata sama mamanya...
Ongki : “ah..mama salah... bukan utk pipis aja kok... kan ... ongki pernah liat burung papa di pake sikat gigi sama bi inah..”

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Old 20th August 2010
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wekekekekek..
sungguh pintar kau, nak!~
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ga ngerti ane, masih terlalu alim nih
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hahahha
main sama pembantunya
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Anak yang lugu....
Gimana kira2 nasib suaminya abis mandi bertiga itu ya? ::
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wzah,bisa di gorok tuh burung ama bininya..wkwkw..
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