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Old 6th December 2011
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Default Menggali Kutipan Kata-Kata Sang Motivator

Seorang Motivator berkata: "Tahun-tahun terbaik dalam hidupku kuhabiskan bersama Seorang Wanita yang bukanlah istriku."

Hadirin terkejut dan terpaku...

Ia kemudian menambah kan, "Ia adalah ibuku."

Hadirin kemudian bertepuk tangan dengan Gemuruh dan tertawa.

Budi yang baru saja ikut dalam acara tersebut, kemudian mencoba hal ini di rumah. Setelah makan malam, ia berkata dengan lantang di depan istrinya di Dapur:

"Aku menghabiskan tahun-tahun terbaik hidupku bersama seorang Wanita yang bukan istriku."

Ia berhenti sejenak memejamkan matanya, mencoba mengingat kalimat terakhir sang Motivator... Ketika Budi membuka mata, ia mendapati dirinya berbaring di tempat tidur rumah sakit, baru saja mendapatkan Perawatan akibat Siraman Air Panas...

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Don't copy, if you can't paste.

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Old 6th December 2011
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pertama gak mudeng

kenapa dia begitu jangan kau persalahkan
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Old 29th December 2011
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ahihihi... kelamaan mikir sih, jadi keburu disirim air panas deeh


Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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Old 30th December 2011
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kasian amat ya tuh orang, dasar orang aneh
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hahaha namanya juga cewe sensitif
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Minggir semua ane mau :ngakak abisnya liat treat ente’
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hahahah
kasian amat loe
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cewek responnya emg cepet bgt kalo buat hal2 yg negatif mah ::hammer
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cepet bener
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wk gila
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