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Old 15th November 2011
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barusan tadi ane dari Indom*rt beli makanan, tadi pas mau bayar, ...ebuset kasirnya bener...
keknya sich karyawan baru, masih dalam masa training gitu deh, still young pula.

nah, tuh kasir kan pake baju putih, agak2 nerawang gitu deh.... dalemannya kan keliatan, dianya membelakangi ane ndan.
jadi keliatan jelas BH-nya warna item.
Pas sudah mau selesai itung2an, barang2 ane ditaro kresek kan.



Sambil ngeluarin dompet, ane iseng ngomong,
"mba, kok pake item?"
mbanya diem aja, trus ane sodorin uang kertas 50ribuan, sengaja ane kasih uang gede biar dia sibuk nyari kembalian.
jadinya sembari nunggu kembalian ane bisa curi2 pandang dah.
Nah ane nyeletuk lagi,

"biasanya pada pake yang putih lho mba"
si mba kasirnya lgsg ngegebrak meja
"eh anjing, jgn kurang ajar ya!!! pak"
keknya marah bener dia. Ane langsung diem, masang muka innocent sambil liatin muka si mbak kasir yg makin cakep aja klo lagi marah.
ane nggak berani bacot lagi...
takut emosinya meledak2 dan makin brutal. ampir aja tangannya mendarat di pipi Saya kalo ngga dicegah sama kasir yg satunya.


untungnya pas lagi sepi, kalo ngga bisa malu abis.
Ane buru2 minta maaf...
"yaudah mba, kalo yang putih emang lagi abis, kantong kresek item juga gak papa koq..."
eh abis ane ngomong gitu, mbak kasirnya langsung jatuh pingsan.



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makanya jgn suka iseng.... matanya belanja kemana mana
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hahahaha

serius sampe pinsan ndan??
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kasian kasirnya ndan...

mending di rayu2 aja
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hahahaha
lagi si mandan horni kagak liat2 tempat
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bisa aje kumandan.. masuk akal jg sih kresek item kresek putihh
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bisa aje kumandan.. masuk akal jg sih kresek item kresek putihh
si embaknya keburu ngambek
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emang beneran Ngomong kaya gitu Ndan ?>??> :bingung:
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ahihihi, kocak ndan

mbak kasirnya ke Geer an...

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