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Old 9th June 2012
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Default -Guru Darah Tinggi Vs Murid Agak-Agak :)-

-Senyum Dulu Yuk-



-Guru Darah Tinggi Vs Murid Agak-Agak -



Seorang murid disuruh nyanyi ke depan kelas oleg gurunya...



Murid : (nyanyi dgn suara kecil) ''Cicak2 di dinding.''

Guru : ''Gedein sedikit.''



Murid : ''Tokek2 di dinding.''

Guru : ''Kurang gede.''



Murid : ''Buaya2 di dinding.''

Guru : ''Yang digedein itu suara kamu bukan binatangnya!''



Murid : ''Klo suaranya yang digedein, saya Adzan saja pak.''

Guru : ''Ya sudah, kamu Adzan saja.''



Murid : [dgn suara agak besar] ''Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.''

Guru : ''Besarin lagi.''



Murid : ''Gak ada yang lebih besar dari Allah. Allah Maha Besar.''

Guru : [kesal dan marah] ''Ya sudah. Allah Maha Besar, tp nilai kamu yang kecil.''



Murid : ''Gedein dong pak.''

Guru : [Berteriak] ''NILAI KAMU KECIL.''



Murid : ''Yang digedein itu nilai saya pak, bukan suara bapak!''

....:-D : plak, plaak, plaaak!!!



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murid kurang didik tuh...
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ONENG ONENG...

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ada2 aja, lucu ndan ceritanya
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murid yang kurang ajar tu...
pengalaman si TS kayaknya yakkk
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Nasib punya murid kek gt
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hahah wahh muridnya parah tuhh
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