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Old 9th June 2012
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mencoba menghibur gan,

mending ngakak drpd diem aja gan, bikin bau mulut





and cekibrot





Karena sering jajan Si Bejo kena

penyakit kelamin, kelaminnya

bentol-bentol, merah gatal,

berair dan sakit sekaliiiii�

Karena ga tahan Bejo pun pergi

ke dokter spesialis kulit kelamin.

Setelah diperiksa, dokternya

bilang �Waduh pak� Ini

penyakit berbahaya, satu-

satunya cara supaya bapak bisa

selamat, kelamin bapak musti

diamputasi biar tidak menjalar

kemana-mana�

Mendengar vonis dokter, Bejo

pun langsung lemas dan nyaris

putus asa� Dia minta waktu

untuk berpikir.

Saat pulang, Bejo melewati

praktek sinshe tradisional, lalu

Bejo masuk kesana. Setelah

melihat penyakitnya, sinshe nya

bilang �Waaaa� Ini emang

penyakit belbahaya dan langka�

Lo dah pigi ke dokter?� Bejo

menjawab dengan sedih �Iya

koh� Kata dokter musti

diamputasi�

Si sinshe bilang �Haiyaaa�.

Dasal doktel zaman cekalang

mata duitan� Sikit-sikit opelasi�

Sikit-sikit amputasi� Mau duit

aja� Ini tidak pelu li diamputasi

haaaa!!!�

Mendengar itu Bejo pun

menarik napas lega dan merasa

sangat gembira. �Jadi kelamin

saya gak perlu diamputasi?�

Sinshenya bilang �Minum

lamuan ini, tidak pelu di

potong� Tunggu tiga hali juga

copot cendili�!!!�





kalo ni thread ane repost, cory menyory y gan...





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jiakakak... Copot sndri
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lebih murah dan tepat sasaran ndan..!
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parah banget...sumpah dah ane ngakak sendiri
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hahahaha.. masih mending lah dari pada diamputasi..






gabung juga ya ndan ke sini
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sumpah gan lucu banget
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maju kena mundur kena
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wakakakaakakakak, copot sendili.. gajauh beda dong sama doktel.. wakakakakkaka..
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sama aja hasilnya juga copot
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copot sendiri dah ...
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