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Old 20th July 2010
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Teka-teki Ayam
1. Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?
Karena udah hapal teksnya

2. Ayam apa yang besar?
Ayam semesta

3. Kenapa ayam jago nggak punya tangan?
Sebab ayam betina ngga punya susu

4. Ada ngga ayam yang berkokok siang-siang?
Nggak ada, yang ada berkokok ku� ku� ruyuuuukk.


Teka-teki Telor

5. Barang apa yang lebih berguna setelah pecah?
Telur


6. Ada ayam jantan pala�nya ada di amerika ekornya di Afrika, sayapnya di Jakarta, matanya ada di Brazil, telurnya ada di mana?
Ayam jantan mana ada sih yang Bertelor�

7. Ayam apa yang bertelur di mana aja?
Ayam betina

8. Telor apa yang paling enak?
Telor yang lagi gatel trus digaruk-garuk

9. Telor apa yang sangar?
Telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya

10. Telor asin takut ama sapa?
Ama telor puyuh, sebab tatonya lebih banyak

11.Telor puyuh takut ama sapa?
Ama telormu, abis punyamu bawa pistol seeh!

:w ahaha:

Ngakak deh tuh,.
maap ya , moga gak ripos
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minta jempol ato yang IJO-IJO ya ndan



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:nyahaha: :nyahaha: boleh - boleh deh ndan .. ngakak juga ane mbacanya walau dah tau
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hahaha boleh jg ndan
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bukan garing lagi ndan. tapi crispy...

itu lawakan lama kal...

kemana aj ndan.....:deff:
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dah sering baca nie lawakan
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telormu bawa pistol.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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