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PS: Gw bukan penerjemah Bahasa Inggris terbaik, jadi pasti ada kesalahan satu-dua yang gw bikin.



Ada ceriwiser yang bikin thread kebalikan dari thread ane...bukan maksudnya ngebantah ceriwiser tersebut, tapi gw cuma pengen kasih opini dan gw kebetulan membaca sesuatu yang diberi judul:



7 Retarded Food Myths The Internet Thinks Is True



terjemahan:



7 Mitos Makanan Bodoh Yang Dipikir Benar Di Dunia Internet.



Nah, masalah minum "Air Es" ada di nomor ke 4 di list tersebut. Gini nih isinya:




Spoiler for artikel:




Water After a Meal will Give You Cancer... Or a Heart Attack...



Cold water? Seriously? Yep, if you believe every retarded thing you read.



The theory goes, we've all seen how grease solidifies when it cools, such as in your drains. Well, your intestines are exactly like drains, right? So drinking cold water after a fatty meal will make that shit solidify in your guts! Oh, no!



"For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed.



A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks: You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms."





The Facts



No.



Here's a good general tip: If the person giving you medical advice seems to easily confuse cancer and heart attacks, as this person does in their second paragraph up there, they might not know what they're talking about.



As for the "cold water will solidify grease in your guts" thing, do we even need to explain this? After all, between your mouth and your intestines is a little-known organ called the "stomach." Even if you eat half a dozen Snow Cones after every meal, it's all going to land in your stomach and reach body temperature within a few minutes. Even if you stuff them up your as* you'll be fine (trust us).









Gini gan, bagi yang gak ngerti bahasa Inggris. Arti artikel diatas intinya:




Spoiler for rangkuman terjemahan:








Teorinya, kita sering melihat bagaimana minyak/oli akan mengeras ketika mendingin, seperti yang terjadi di dalam pipa. Nah, saluran pencernaan kita seperti pipa juga kan? Jadi kalo kita minum minuman dingin setelah makan makanan berminyak, minyakny akan mengeras di dalam usus!!!!!!!!



Terus yang dimiringin diatas itu isi e-mail berantai yang biasa dikirim ke orang2. Lebih lengkap yang diatas sih, cuma terjemahanny ada di thread kebalikan dari thread gw. Hampir sama persis.



FAKTA:



Gaklah!



Mengenai "minuman dingin akan mengeraskan minyak didalam tubuh"...di antara mulut dan usus2, ada organ kecil yang disebut "perut" (terjemahanny agak aneh yah gan...tapi, you get the point.)



Biarpun kita makan SETENGAH LUSIN ES KRIM setiap kali kita selesai makan, SEMUA itu akan masuk ke perut dan mencapai temperatur tubuh hanya dalam beberapa menit (Jadi minyak pun gak bakal mengeras...)














Spoiler for opini gw gan:






Kebiasaan minum air dingin memang tidak baik, tapi itu bukan karena bisa menyebabkan "SERANGAN JANTUNG" atau "KANKER" tapi bisa membuat kerongkongan kita "KERING" karena terlalu dingin. Alhasil kita bisa kehilangan suara, tenggorokan juga terganggu soalny. Liat dah para penyanyi2 di panggung. Pada minum air dengan suhu ruangan kan? Coba minum dingin...ilang tuh suara.











Memang situs yang gw baca itu situs HUMOR, dan sepertinya yang membuat artikel pun bukanlah seorang ahli...tapi lihat fakta yang ditulis dy...



Masuk akal gak?????????????????



Sekali lagi, gw hanya ingin menyuarakan opini...Ada orang bilang, kita harus membagi pengetahuan bagi orang2 yang tidak tahu.



Kalau mw liat situs artikelnya, liat disini nih...ilangin *


Spoiler for situs:




http://www.cra*cked.com/article_1678...-are-true.html









Gw gak mengharapkan, tapi kalau di rate ***** aj itu udh bagus...



Tapi gw harap ini bukan dan tidak dikasih



BTW ini thread pertama gw gan...sekian dan terima kasih.