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Old 15th February 2010
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sebelumnya, postingan hanya untuk melepas penat saja, tidak benar-benar terjadi dalam dunia nyata kok,,,hanya iseng aja

Tau khan betapa musuhannya 2 brand IT, Microsoph dan Makintosh. Konon kabarnya saking bencinya, pendiri Microsoph yaitu Bill Gate, dia mengeluarkan sejumlah peraturan bagi keluarganya , dan paling utama adalah untuk anak perempuanya, Jennifer Katharine Gates

Larangan :

1. Ga boleh denger musik pakai iPod
2. Ga boleh download lagu pakai iTune
3. Ga boleh nelpon dgn iPhone
4. Ga boleh buat tugas sekolah dgn iMac
5. Ga boleh napas dgn iDung
6. Ga boleh tidur iLeran
7. Ga boleh pilek sampe iNgusan
8. Ga boleh liat2 gambar iGo
9. Ga boleh nonton film iNdia
10. Ga boleh makan iKan

Perintah :

1. Keluar masuk rumah harus lewat Windows
2. Nilai rapor harus Excel-lent
3. Tiap 4 taun wajib nonton Word Cup
4. Waktu kecil wajib nonton Power Point Ranger
5. Tiap taun wajib mengadakan Vista ulang taun
6. Di kamarnya harus ada AC dan Es
7. Dandanan harus selalu Groove
8. Di pojokan kamar harus sedia Recycle Bin
9. Setiap memulai aktivitas harus diawali dgn "Start" dan diakhiri dgn "Shutdown"
10. Setiap barang harus diberi label "My"

Setiap pelanggaran akan diberi sangsi berupa XP hingga SP-3.

jangan lupa MELON nya ndan...

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hahahahahahaa ade2 aje lu ndan...kalo gitu mah ane ogah jadi anak billgates
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jiahhh ada2 ajh si ndan, btw boleh jg anaknya wkkk
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hahahhahahaaaaa mantap ndan ....
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yg paling diharuskan

tidak boleh jatuh miskin
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hahahhaha maksa banget..
mending ane jadi orang biasa aja dah
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ribet --"

sumber please ?
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ada ada aja emang
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wkakwkakka,,derita banget dah anak nya..
mpe ga perlu nafas segala lg..
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hahahaha.. bisa aja nih...
kasian banget anaknya bill gates kalo kayak gitu beneran..
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