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Old 17th June 2011
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Default 10 kalimat bijak.... berikut penjelasannya

1. Uang bukan segalanya.
Masih ada Mastercard dan Visa.

2. Kita seharusnya menyukai binatang.
Mereka rasanya lezat.

3. Hematlah air.
Mandilah di bawah shower bersama kekasih kita.

4. Di belakang setiap pria sukses ada seorang wanita hebat.
Di belakang setiap pria yang tidak sukses ada dua.

5. Cintailah tetangga.
Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.

6. Orang bijaksana tidak menikah.
Setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana dan bijak sini.

7. Cinta itu photogenic.
Dia memerlukan tempat gelap untuk berkembang.

8. Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung.
Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.

9. Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu.
Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa.
Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu.
Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?

10. Masa depan tergantung pada impian kamu.
Maka pergilah tidur saja sekarang !

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De Javu gan...
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kalimat nya ..
kalimat bejad itu sich ndan..
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kacrut abis ndan...

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yang pertama bener banget
uang bukan segalanya\

terima barter
yg mau ane kasih tpi balasnya
via VM atau PM
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parah semua dah... itu ternyata penjelasan dari miss??
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boleh juga tu ngakkkk
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ahh... moderator bisa aja
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3. Hematlah air.
Mandilah di bawah shower bersama kekasih kita.
5. Cintailah tetangga.
Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.

8. Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung.
Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.
aku baca yang itu
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