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Old 7th April 2011
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Ada seorang satpam yang mempunyai majikan bernama Bu Wati dan Pak Andi. Suatu hari Pak Andi keluar kota dan Bu Wati ditinggal sendiri bersama sang satpam. Suatu hari satpam tersebut mempunyai prasangka buruk bahwa akan terjadi sesuatu yang buruk, lalu dia di telpon oleh seseorang.

 Satpam : �Halo�
Penelpon: �Halo pak satpam, ini Bapak..�
Satpam : �Oh iya kenapa Pak?�
Penelpon: �Cepat periksa ke kamar dan lihat ibu sedang ngapain!�
Setelah diperiksa ke kamar�
Satpam : �Sepertinya ibu sedang menghitung duit Pak.�
Penelpon: �Sudah saya duga (perasaan kecewa), cepat ambil pistol dan bunuh dia!!�
Satpam : �Tapi Pak..�
Penelpon: �Cepat bunuh!�
Satpam : �Ba..ba..baik Pak..�
Penelpon: �Nanti saya akan telepon lagi dan melihat keadaan.�
Setelah dibunuh dan akhirnya ditelepon kembali�


Satpam : �Halo�
Penelpon: �Pak satpam, sudah dibunuh?�
Satpam : �Su..su..sudah Pak..�
Penelpon: �Bagus, biar tau rasa si ibu sudah mencuri uang saya, sekarang kamu cepat ke kamar, ambil semua duitnya, dan ambil juga semua perhiasan Bu Ani!�
Satpam : �Perhiasan Bu Ani?? Bu Ani siapa Pak??�
Penelpon: �Loh, ini bukannya rumahnya Ibu Ani??�
Satpam : �Bukan ini rumah Bu Wati!!�
Penelpon: �Oh maaf saya salah sambung..�
Satpam : �????�


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buset.. salah sambung udah mati duluan tapi..:nyahaha:
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gebleg..maen nyuruh bunuh aj tu si bapak :eeek:
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gara2 salah sambung nyawa melayang.. :nyahaha:
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salah nembak,,,,
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bruakakakak... udah keburu mati duluan tuh pak :nyahaha::nyahaha:
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sama2 bego nih satpam ama yg nelpon :nyahaha;
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