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Old 4th January 2011
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Seorang remaja wanita yang baru saja meninggal menghadap Tuhan,
dia lalu protes kepada Tuhannya

Remaja : "Wahai Tuhanku, apakah sekarang ini benar-benar waktunya
untuk saya mati ? rasanya saya masih betah untuk tinggal di dunia "

Tuhan : "Sebetulnya kamu meninggal dalam 2 tahun lagi, tapi karena
jalan yang kamu pilih salah, maka takdirmu sendirilah yang menyebabkan
kamu meninggal lebih cepat "

Remaja : "Kalau begitu tolong kembalikan saya ke dunia, saya akan
berkelakuan baik "

Tuhan : "Baiklah, saya kembalikan kamu hidup di dunia"

Lalu remaja tersebut kembali hidup di dunia dan melihat waktu hidupnya
masih ada 2 tahun maka segera saja ia langsung ke salon perawatan
wajah untuk melakukan operasi plastik agar dirinya tampil lebih cantik.
Setelah selesai ia segera keluar dari salon tersebut, namun malang tak
dapat dipungkiri, tiba-tiba saja sebuah truk menabraknya hingga ia
meninggal dan kembali menghadap Tuhannya.

Remaja : "Ya Tuhan, kok cepat sekali saya meninggal ?
katanya saya masih punya waktu 2 tahun lagi untuk hidup di dunia"

Tuhan : "Loh, kamu siapa ya.....? sudah lupa tuh"....



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ga' mirip lagi ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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Mayan lah..
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Makanya jgn operasi plastik jadi gak kenal lg deh tuhannya
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