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Old 4th January 2010
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Seorang suami mengantar istri dan anak lelakinya yang masih TK belanja persiapan pesta tahun baru malam ini. Karena ada perlu, sang suami pergi meninggalkan istrinya dan menyuruh mereka agar menghubungi lewat HP jika mereka udah selesai belanja.

Dua jam kemudian, sang istri udah selesai belanja dan menyuruh sang anak agar menghubungi ayahnya untuk menjemput mereka.
Sang anak menghubungi HP ayahnya.

Telpon pertama, gak diangkat. Telepon kedua diangkat cewek, ketiga keempat diangkat cewek terus.

Sang ibu merasa gusar bertanya apa sudah tersambung dengan sang ayah.

Si anak menjawab polos bahwa dia menelepon berkali-kali dan yang mengangkat adalah seorang wanita.

Sang istri murka dan segera berkeliling bersama anaknya Supermarket mencari suaminya. Tak sengaja mereka berpapasan di lift dan tanpa babibu sang istri langsung melayangkan pukulan plak plok ke wajah suaminya.

Para pengunjung nampak kasihan melihat suami lemah tersebut dan melerai mereka. Salah seorang pengunjung memohon pada sang istri agar bersabar.

Sang istri yang kalap mulai menjelaskan tentang perselingkuhan suaminya, karena tiap anaknya telepon selalu ada suara wanita dalam HPnya.

Seorang pengunjung bertanya pada anak tersebut dan sang anak membenarkan. Sang anak bilang tiap dia menelepon HP ayahnya selalu ada wanita yang menjawab �Maaf anda terhubung dengan telkomsel Veronika...�

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wkkk lawakan jadul nih tetep masih bsa bkin nyegir tapi
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ho oh lawakan jadul tp kocakk siy ini..
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huakakkakaa udah ngamuk salah lagi si istri nya w...
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gaptek banget
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lawakan lama tapi dulu ane ngakak banget nih bacanya
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Polos banget anaknya
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.. jadul abis nih lawakan..
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hahahaha..gaptek bener tuh mereka..:nyahaha:
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