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Old 2nd May 2011
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Cool mengapa nikah itu wajib hukumnya ??

Mari kita berhitung ngaco

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  1. Usia manusia menikah rata-rata 27 th, kemampuan bermain sex sampai usia 70 th.
  2. Berarti dapat bermain sex selama kurun 43th.
  3. Rata-rata 1 minggu berhubungan sex 1x (potong mens, melahirkan, males)
  4. Total hubungan sex yang dilakukan 1 x 52 minggu x 43 th = 2.236 kali
  5. Tarif XXX dengan kwalitas rata-rata Rp.250.000,- (termasuk tip, beli kondom, resiko penyakit)
  6. Total biaya yang bisa dihemat bila ngesex dengan istri Rp.250.000 x 4.472 = Rp 559 juta
  7. Punya istri juga dapat bonus anak, tunjangan istri. ndak kena penyakit
  8. Semakin banyak melakukan sex dengan istri, semakin besar uang yang bisa dihemat

Katakanlah Sekali berhubungan seks melakukan 100x keluar masuk kelamin, sampai orgasme, maka:

Fakta lain:

Panjang gesekan kelamin suami (rata-rata 15m) kepada istri adalah:
  • 0,15m x 100 kali gesekan x 2.236 kali hubungan = 33.540 m (33,54KM)
  • Rata-rata ejakulasi = 5 cc sperma x 2.236 kali = 11.180 cc (11,18Liter)




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hahaha.. itungan ngaco tuh.. rumus dari siapa ndan?:nyahaha:
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hahaha.. itungan ngaco tuh.. rumus dari siapa ndan?:nyahaha:
Ngaco banget ndan....
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yang bikin rumus keknya dah pengalaman nih


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hemmm... gitu rupanya...
rumus edan :nyahaha:
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yang bikin rumus keknya dah pengalaman nih


ngak ah ini itung2an ngaco, alias gak pake mikir
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hemmm... gitu rupanya...
rumus edan :nyahaha:
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ngaco banget ndan perhitungannya..
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fakta yang menarik
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ini nih profesor ga ada kerjaan
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kayak yang akurat...
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