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Old 11th January 2010
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1. Atasnya putih bawahnya Item ?
2. Disukai sekaligus dibenci oleh pria ?
3. Disukai sekaligus dibenci oleh wanita?
4. Barang mewah apa yg bikin stress ?
5. Apa yang mengharukan sekaligus mendebarkan ?
6. Baju apa yg cocok dipake ke kondangan tapi gak pernah dipake ke kondangan?
7. Apa artinya sudah jatuh tertimpa tangga ?
8. Kecil item, gak ada yg berani megang ?
9. Berapa umur kuntilanak ?

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Jaaawaaabaaannnnyyaaaaa....
Spoiler for Jawabannya:

* Atasnya putih bawahnya kuning??
Kuntilanak nginjak poop.

* Atasnya putih bawahnya itam??
Kuntilanak pake stoking.

* Kuning-kuning mengambang??
Kuntilanak nyelup di Septic Tank.

* Benci tapi rindu??
Pacar udah lama ga ketemu, bawa oleh-oleh kuntilanak.

* Disukai sekaligus dibenci oleh pria??
Ketemu cewek cakep jadi kuntilanak.

* Disukai sekaligus dibenci oleh wanita??
Kuntilanak macho pake kain kafan ketat.

* Barang mewah apa yang bikin stress??
Mobil BMW isi Kuntilanak.

* Apa yang mengharukan sekaligus mendebarkan??
Lagi sedih dipeluk kuntilanak.

* Apa yang suka menangis di malam hari??
Kuntilanak lagi broken heart.

* Baju apa yang cocok dipake ke kondangan tapi ga pernah dipake ke kondangan??
Batik motif kuntilanak.

* Acara apa yg sudah seram bertambah seraaam??
Acara pemakaman kuntilanak.

* Apa artinya nila setitik rusak susu sebelanga??
Kuntilanak belanja kepasar, pedagang pada kabur. Bubar....

* Apa artinya sudah jatuh tertimpa tangga??
Artinya sudah gaji kecil, tiap pulang kerja ketemu kuntilanak pula.

* Kecil itam, ga ada yg berani megang??
Semut nempel di kuntilanak.

* Berapa umur kuntilanak??
Dibawah 10 tahun, klo 10-20 namanya KuntilABG, diatas 20 namanya Kuntil udah gede.

* Apa hobi kuntilanak??
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berarti gua kuntilanak dong??
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nice info ndan
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wakakakakakakakakak.... asli ngakak ndan nice joke
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waa bapaknya kunti yg buat tulisan ini dong wkk, pis2
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Sarap :nyahaha: :nyahaha: :nyahaha:
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atasan putih bawahnya item, kayak sales aja ndan...
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TSnya kuntilbapak nih
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Yang atas ma yang bawah kok ga cocok ndan
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