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Old 26th July 2011
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Default Suami-suami takut istri

Pada suatu waktu setelah hari kiamat, para malaikat mengumpulkan para suami. Rupanya malaikat ingin mengetahui bagaimana besarnya dominasi suami terhadap istri.

Salah seorang malaikat berkata: �Coba para suami bentuk dua barisan, satu barisan untuk suami yang mendominasi istrinya, dan satu baris lagi untuk suami yang di-dominasi oleh istri.�

Setelah beberapa saat, malaikat memeriksa barisan dan melihat hanya ada satu suami yang berada pada barisan �suami yang mendominasi istri�, yang lainnya berada dalam barisan �suami yang didominasi istri�.

Melihat itu, marahlah malaikat: �Aku sangat kecewa melihatnya, bukankah suami diciptakan untuk menjadi pemimpin istrinya, bukan sebaliknya? Lihat pria ini, kalian harus mencontoh pria satu ini!�, sambung malaikat, �Kau membuatku bangga, katakan bagaimana cara hidupmu sehingga hanya engkau yang berada di barisan ini.�

Pria itu berkata: �Nggak tahu, tadi saya disuruh istri saya berdiri di sini, nggak boleh ke mana-mana.�

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begooo beneeerrr..
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aku gak bisa ngomong apa2 lagi...
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hahaha.. rupanya sama aja..
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hayo hayo...
siapa ya suami yg takut ama istri...
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hayo hayo...
siapa ya suami yg takut ama istri...
Ngacung ngga yaaaa.....
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Ngacung ngga yaaaa.....
ngacung tapi jarinya dipunggung, jadi ga ketahuan.
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ngacung tapi jarinya dipunggung, jadi ga ketahuan.
xixixixixixi......
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pasangan sejati..

setali tiga uang
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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