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Old 4th August 2011
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TABAH MENANTI
Anda butuh waktu, kami butuh uang
Naik Gratis, Turun Bayar
JANGAN DINIKAHI BILA SEGEL RUSAK
CINTAMU TAK SEMURNI BENSINKU
CINTAMU TAK SETULUS CINTA EMAK GW
SPONGE DONG
BURONAN MERTUA
BERSATU DI PANGKALAN BERSAING DI JALANAN
Bercinta di Bis Berpisah di Terminal
STREET FIGHTER
PUTUS CINTA sudah biasa, PUTUS ROKOK merana, PUTUS REM matilah kita
Cintaku Berat Di Bensin
Mencari nafkah demi desah
Bukan salah ibu mengandung, salah bapak nggak pake sarung
Lupa namanya, ingat rasanya
Enak tapi dosa
Istri goyang suami basah
Pergi karena tugas, pulang karena beras
Besar di rantau, tua di jalan
Tak sehina yang kau duga
Cinta ditolak dukun terbahak
Pulang malu, tak pulang rindu
Cinta putus, kimpoipun tak jadi
ABANG YANG ENAK ADE YANG BERANAK
Demi kau dan si buah hati
Sesama kendaraan umum dilarang saling mendahului
Tangis hari ini, senyum hari esok yang lebih cerah
!!! SEKARANG BAYAR, BESOK GRATIS !!!
LONG STREET OF MEMORY [Sepanjang jalan kenangan]
e=mc2 = enjoy=makan cuma-cuma
Jagalah jandamu = jagalah jarak anda
KASET = Kenanglah Aku Sebelum Engkau Tidur
UCOK = Uang Cukup Ongkos Kurang
Ber 2 1 7 an > Berdua satu tujuan
WWW. A P KT NTE AJ.COM > WWW. Ape kate ente aje.COM
NEW FEAR THE ME IS 3 > Nyupir demi istri
AN 3 DIS > Anti gadis
SO FEAR SHE N THINK > Sopir Sinting
BE YOUNG CARE ROCK > Biang Kerok
Alone By Must > Alon bae Mas
Ma2ku 1/3 dis > Mamaku seperti gadis
THE ME anak IS 3 > Demi anak istri
CAN�T ARE ROCK > Ken Arok
THONK HE LOVE > Thonk khilaf
MER - 123 - LUCK > Mertua Galak
Ora Sama Bin Lain > Osama Bin Laden
JANDA BARU NENEN > Trayek Juanda - Ps.Baru - Senen
JANDA 1/3 DIS > Janda seperti gadis
Do Now Casino In Draw War Cop DKI > Dono Kasino Indro Warkop DKI
MAN 7 jur > Mantu jujur
On any book an plumb pleasant > Onani bukan pelampiasan
Ja 500 Let > Jago Pelet
Moe K Sue Fear 1/3 Rong > Muka Supir seperti garong
Fuck Here Miss Kind!!! > Fakir Miskin
JUM�AT KELABU ---> Trayek Ps.Jumat - Pd.Labu
Q-Cay Was here ---> trus dibawahnya ditulis : kasian deh lo wasir.. ke dokter aja
Rejekiku dari silitmu ----> Tulisan di truk sedot tinja MATSIBISHA
SABAR MAS, URA SABAR MABUR.RO ---> Sabar mas kalo ga sabar terbang aja
Pulang Dimarah tak Pulang dicari...
Susu Janda Liar...
TANABE = Tante Nakal Berduit..
"rejekiku dari silitmu"
CINTAMU TAK SEBERAT MUATANKU...
lupa namanya inget rasanya
PEMBURU JANDA........
e=mc� = enjoy=makan cuma-cuma
BOLE MO GOSO?"
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LONAGAB = A-MULU (Lo NAek Ga BAyar = Ancur Muke LU)
Mati di jalan, hidup disurga
CANGCUT RENJER
dicari karyawan usia 25-40 tahun
3539 = trimo lungo
3592 = trimo ngalih
naek gratis , turun loncat "......
PEGANG BOLEH CIUM JANGAN
Geser dikit dong...
Cinta Supir sebatas Parkir
SENGGOL BACOK..
SETIA=selingkuh tiada akhir,,,
On any book an plumb pleasant > Onani bukan pelampiasan
Menjemput Yang Tinggal
"DOA IBU MENYERTAIKU"





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truk truk indonesia unik2 ya.
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truk truk indonesia unik2 ya.
yo'i ndan,,,di luar negri gak ada beginian !!!

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yo'i ndan,,,di luar negri gak ada beginian !!!

adanya cuma di indonesia..
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adanya cuma di indonesia..

ada -ada aja mah komandan
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emang kadang bikin ngakak tuh gan tulisan
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kocak banget tulisannya hahahah



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Manusia Indonesia memang kreatif.. Terima Kasih kepada Bpk Supir Truk yang telah menghibur kami di jalan dengan tulisan2nya...
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"Pacar Isi Ulang"
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"Pacar Isi Ulang"
itulah uniknya truk di indonesia
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