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Old 11th November 2011
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Ada seorang peternak sapi yang cukup berhasil dan punya beratus-ratus ekor sapi.

Pada suatu hari datanglah seorang petugas peternakan yang menyamar dan bertanya:



"setiap hari sapi-sapi ini bapak beri makan apa?".



Peternak "oh saya beri makan rumput-rumput saja".



"kalo begitu bapak saya denda karena telah memberi makan sapi-sapi ini secara tidak layak" kata si petugas. "Bapak saya denda 2 juta".



Akhirnya selang beberapa minggu kemudian petugas tadi datang kembali dan menanyakan hal yang sama kepada si peternak. "Bapak beri makan apa sapi-sapi ini?" kata si petugas.



Si peternak menjawab "saya beri makan keju, hamburger dan susu"



"kalo begitu bapak saya denda 3 juta rupiah karena memberi makan diluar batas sewajarnya!! " kata si petugas.



Akhirnya seminggu kemudian datang lagi si petugas menayakan hal sama kepada si peternak. "bapak beri makan apa sapi-sapi ini..??" tanya si petugas.



Akhirnya karena takut di denda lagi si peternak menjawab "begini pak setiap hari semua sapi-sapi ini saya beri uang masing-masing tiga ribu rupiah, terserah mereka mau makan dimana....!! ".







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